That, I swear, is Billy Crystal

I'm a fan too, Billy!!! 06.05

When do you start feeling that you're really in New York?

When you get to walk down Broadway, buy the yummiest Burt's Bees lime-lemon lip balm, shop at Gap and Victoria's Secret, eat Korean at a joint whose bosses speak almost no English, browse books by the mile at Strand, go to a sample sale by a Spanish designer, have an early dinner at Union Square Park, manage to see Guggenheim at 7.30pm and admire the skyline of the city on the 86th storey of Empire State Building at 11pm.

Oh, and see Billy Crystal in the flesh signing autographs and posing for pictures after his off-Broadway show at midnight.