I wanna strangle them

Divaaaa-ine 05.05

She was hot but the crowd was dead.

She was trying to camp it up and rouse the audience but they just sat there with their stony faces. Her doing a cheesy but really funny Marilyn Monroe routine didn't even induce as much as a smile from anyone. I think the chairs had more life in them.

They didn't know the tunes (Telephone Song, How Insensitive.....erm, I feel like an old fart). And that makes me wonder why they were there at all.

What is it about Singaporeans that make us so...whatever the opposite of spontaneous is!!? Do we feel we need to seek permission to have fun???