Have you ever written a personal ad?

• I am a woman
• age 29 and counting
• location Shanghai
• country China
• occupation word hack
• education Master's degree
• star sign Virgo
• relationship status single but not available
• have children no
• want children don't know, but don't think so
• height 162cm
• weight 47kg
• hair colour dark
• eye colour dark
• cigarettes no
• booze just occasionally
• drugs have tried but don't do it regularly
• last great book I read all the trouble in the world, pj o'rourke
• most humbling moment oh there were too many
• favourite on-screen sex scene how about...the many scenes of jane march and tong leung in the lover
• celebrity I resemble most who knows
• best/worst lie I've ever told I'm sick and can't go out
• if I could be anywhere at the moment the beach at krabi, thailand
• the five items I can't live without my music, my notebook, my big pillow, my family and my man
• fill in the blanks broad shoulders are sexy, but a sense of humour is sexier
• in my bedroom, you'll find books, CDs, photos, me
• why you should get to know me see above
• what I am looking for love, affinity, respect, lust